Saturday 12 December 2009

* G train rats deserve a word *

Dear G,

Is there a navigation system (for the rats) inside the holes of the walls?

The other days after missing the G train I found my self alone on the platform. That's ok, it has happened to me before. So being alone, I am aware that I have many chances of encountering a rat... (ON the platform). And so it happens. I see him, 3 feet away from me (Left side). It's ok, i say to myself... He will not bother me but I kept an eye on him to make sure I control his whereabouts. And he hangs out for a while, searching for a snack and then some more people arrive... NOW! you all know these tiny holes where the rats get in right? right! So i see the rat getting in one of those.. Fair enough! 30 seconds later... the same rat (I assume), appears from another hole on my right side (same platform) where it was like he knew exactly the coordinates so he will not bump into humans! damn! either they are smart either they have gps! I also believe it would be cool for them to have apartment numbers outside the holes ... like Metropolitan Hole 1F (to church avenue).

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